So, it's been like, 20 years. Don't you think it's about time to come home for a visit? Now is the time to blow into town, let everyone sneak a peak at your six pack abs, your new tattoo, and the latest hottie from the online dating service.
Awww..c'mon.
There has to be some reason you can think of. Like the opportunity to throw what's left of your appletini in the face of the guy who left you stranded at prom and went home with that girl from art class with the hairy armpits.
No?
Envy and revenge not your thing? Then come to hang out. Remember hanging out? Like, without a purpose. Not to network or strategize or politicize or edify or anything remotely constructive or productive. Bring a story or two, plan to crack up. And party like it's 1991, except now you don't need a fake i.d.
So you're coming? Fantastic. No flying monkeys, we promise. But you must buy the tickets. Buy. The. Tickets. Got it?
There's no place
like home...
Lebanon High School
Class of 1991
First things first: what to wear. Well. May we suggest your senior prom dress? How about a pair of zebra-striped boxing pants and your British Knights high tops? Stonewashed jeans? A perm with big bangs?
No? Not your 2011 style?
How about this: come as you. Wear what you feel good in, comfortable or glamorous, it doesn't matter. Put on your best attitude and prepare to have a blast and meet the past like it's your best friend.
Now that we've got that figured out, you need to know the important stuff, like the day of this big event so you can calculate how long you have to lose those 20 lbs.
When? Saturday, Oct. 1, 2011
Time? 7 pm to 11 pm
Where? Heatherwoode Country Club
88 Heatherwoode Blvd.
Springboro, OH
Cost? $30 includes DJ, room rental,
heavy appetizers, beer and
pop. Cash bar.
Maybe you haven't thought about how this whole party is funded, and now is a great time to just take a moment and consider. Consider how much it will help the whole process if everyone sends their ticket money early, so we have the funds available to make the whole thing happen. Let's just sit and think for a moment what a beautiful thing that would be, as beautiful as the fresh green artichoke you see pictured here.
Think about that artichoke. Inside that artichoke is an artichoke heart. Just like inside you is a heart, a heart full of kindness and generosity and the sincere desire to lend your help to the reunion effort.
Now you can stop thinking about artichokes and just send the money. Thank you.
$30 per ticket includes: room rental, DJ, heavy appetizers, beer and pop. Cash bar available. Please send checks or money order payable to Coni Duning and mail to:
Coni Duning
1215 Summerwood Drive
Lebanon, OH 45036
Don't forget to include your maiden name so we know who you are. And sorry, no refunds. Check this site for a list of confirmed attendees in early August.
Confused about why we're not offering paypal? Three words: per ticket fees. More cash = more kegs. OK with you?
Heatherwoode Golf Club
88 Heatherwoode Boulevard
Whatever your issue is, just ask. No question is too embarassing.
David Fornshell: david.fornshell_dinslaw.com
Heather Browning Frisch: heather.frisch_yahoo.com
Coni Gray Duning: cduning_yahoo.com
Lynn Rettig Bissell: lynnbissell_yahoo.com
Jennifer Rommes Powell: powell526_zoomtown.com
Problems or complaints? We'd love to hear from you. We want to improve! Just send your grievances to:
take a look_your ungrateful self
